To Whom It May Concern:
Trying to shed a few pounds this spring but can't afford to maintain a membership? I've got a surprise for you! Here are a few links that will keep you in shape and are guaranteed to help you lose all the weight you've been sitting on this winter. I have a little tip though, once you start a workout regiment, stick with it. Laziness is a disgusting disease that leads to obesity and overlapping love-handles that will take over your favorite pair of jeans which is NOT cute! You're welcome!
For your abs: http://exercise.about.com/od/abs/ss/abexercises.htm
For your love handles: http://www.livestrong.com/article/212167-home-exercises-to-lose-love-handles/
For a tight little derriere: http://ezinearticles.com/?Top-12-Exercises-To-Get-a-Tight-Booty!&id=358109
For your thighs: http://www.shapefit.com/thigh-toning-exercises.html
FYI: I will be trying a few of these to get rid of this disgusting tummy and these trifling love handles. Progress to come!